> référence : "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" du 14 mai 1999 (USA)

.: lire la traduction :.

Conan:My first guest this evening, of course, can be seen every tuesday as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And this saturday, she's hosting the season finale of "Saturday Night Live." Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely Sarah Michelle Gellar.

(Cheers and applause)

Sarah: They're all my dates later tonight.

Conan: Oh, really?

Sarah: Yeah.

Conan: Headed out with them later on. (Cat calls from audience)

Conan: All right, fellas, calm down.

Sarah: Wait. I have to tell you something.

Conan: You have to tell me something, yes.

Sarah: I have to tell you something. So I got here the other night.

Conan: Mm-hmm.

Sarah: And I check into my hotel. And I was all tired. I went to sleep, and I had this dream. You were in my dream.

Conan: Yes!

Sarah: And in my dream, you were my boyfriend.

Conan: Yes! You could -

Sarah: Only - [To Audience:] I'm sorry. You can be in my dream tonight.

Conan: This is the best interview I've ever had.

Sarah: Wait, wait. But I saw you, and then after that, I couldn't see you because I'm so short next to you that I was sort of talking to your stomach and your chest the rest of the dream.

Conan: I wish you would have stopped at the earlier part, and I would have been happy.

Sarah: But it was you, and I knew it was you, and I kept calling you by your name.

Conan: That is so cool.

Sarah: I kept saying Johnny.

Conan: Do you think - is this because - are you - you don't think about me that often?

Sarah: I think it's because you're the last thing I think about before I go to sleep.

Conan: Oh.

Sarah: The last thing I see before I go to sleep.

Conan: Okay, all right. I have to get you -

Sarah: You'll be in my next dream.

Andy: What about me? Come on, a little sloppy seconds?

Conan: No, Andy. That's not right.

Sarah: You have some audience tonight.

Conan: Yes, yeah. It's "the American Gladiators" crowd that we have. Now, you know, last time you were on the show, you were upset because we ran an "if they mated," which said that you and Matthew Perry from "Friends" had dated. And we showed what - because you're dating, we thought, we showed what your child would look like if you were to have a child.

Sarah: Right.

Conan: And you were like, "well, I never really dated him. That's not fair."

Sarah: Not to mention, that child was very unattractive.

Conan: Well, I thought we'd make things up to you tonight. Because you say you had a dream about me. Let's do an "if they mated" with you and me. Let's put that up right now. Now, you've been dreaming about me. That's the best picture of me we could find. Starring in "the Gomer Pyle story." And let's just see what would happen if we had a child. I'm just curious. Can we just see that right now? Why? I blew it.

Andy: I'm genetically sound.

Conan: I've got the goofball gene. Leaks all over the place. You know, I saw - I wanna talk to you about something tonight. I saw this movie "The Mummy" last night.

Sarah: Right.

Conan: And I've noticed in a lot of horror films when they update them, or tv shows, they change the ways that you can kill the monster. Like, they start adding these arbitrary ways. Like, "the mummy," I never heard this before, but in the movie, "the mummy," the mummy, which is really cool looking, is coming after these guys. And they hold up a cat. Swear to god.

Sarah: Is it a black cat?

Conan: No, not even a black cat. It's like a nice-looking cat.

Sarah: Really?

Conan: And they hold it up, and the mummy goes, grr! And the cats goes, meow. And they say he fears cats.

Sarah: I fear cats, because the first year on my show, everyone got two pictures when their credit came up with their name. I got my picture and a cat.

Conan: That's it?

Sarah: I never understood. Yeah, "Sarah Michelle Gellar - " and a then there was a picture of a cat. And everyone else got two pictures of - you know, like two nicholas brendons and two alyson hannigans. So, I fear cats.

Conan: Well, but I was thinking to myself, like, they just made that up arbitrarily. Cats. When you kill a vampire, do you gotta just stick to just the stake through the heart? What are the ways? Or do you make up new ones?

Sarah: No, no, it's old lore, the way to kill a vampire - stake through the heart. Beheading. Holy water and sunlight. And stake.

Conan: You said stake.

Sarah: Stake doesn't kill them. It draws - it moves them back.

Conan: It raises their cholesterol.

Sarah: A cross moves them back.

Conan: "Heart clogging!" "Eat more, Dracula." Sorry, I'm acting like a boob. No, 'cause I've noticed that sometimes they add - you go and see a movie, and they add, they throw another one in. The vampire can be killed by killed by sunlight. You know, a stake through the heart. Jazz music.

Sarah: No, no. We very clearly stated in the first episode what the rules were.

Conan: You guys saw crossbow, too, I think.

Sarah: Yes, well, it's a wooden arrow on the crossbow, so it's sort of the same idea as a stake.

Conan: So anything wood, I mean.

Sarah: Exactly.

Conan: So you could shoot a wooden chair leg or something.

Sarah: Yes, yes.

Conan: This desk.

Sarah: We've done that. We've done that. I think I actually used chop sticks in my hair once to kill. Take 'em right out of the hair and got him.

Conan: So if there's anything with wood.

Sarah: Anything wood.

Conan: Okay, now I'm set. Don't add cats. It ruined "the mummy" for me.

Sarah: We had a cat in the scene, but it didn't behave very well, so -

Conan: It was disposed of immediately, yeah. Now, you do a lot of stunts on the show, and we've talked about that before. But I understand they're pret - they're very physical, and u're very graceful doing them. But in real life, you said in print interviews that I've read that you're a kind of a klutz. Is that true?

Sarah: I'm an amazing klutz. If there is a wire, I'll manage to trip on it. And I always say that when you go on airlines, and I always sit by the window so that I can put my head back. You know, it slopes on a plane. And every time I get on, I hit my head there. I'm just - I think that I make it, but every time, I hit my head. And it's like, you'd think - I've flown six times this month all ready. You'd think I'd know. And inevitably, every time I hit my head.

Conan: So you're dizzy by the time plane lands. The other think I noticed that makes it worse is you're a celebrity. When anyone else does that people are like, "hmm, bumped his head. All right, I think I'll have the chicken."

Sarah: I look like Buffy the dork.

Conan: Yeah, exactly. If I bump my head, people are like, "Conan bumped his head. All right."

Sarah: It makes you common.

Andy: Your manager should like make you wear a foam helmet or something.

Sarah: I tried that once. My hair looked horrible.

Andy: Just to protect you.

Conan: Wear the foam helmet.

Andy: It was just a suggestion.

Conan: Now, you got hurt, is that right, doing a stunt?

Sarah: I did. Well, inevitably, like I said, because I am a klutz, I do wind up hurting myself a couple times during the year. And this year, I had one serious injury that required a hospital visit. But we waited until lunch, because I didn't want to ruin the schedule in the middle of the day.

Conan: How serious an - I mean, was there a stake in your head or something? Or was there - how serious an injury?

Sarah: It was a cracked third, the bone here thingy broken. I don't know. Notice I didn't go to med school. Thank you. Sympathy and compassion. More than I got from - no.

Conan: So you got hurt.

Sarah: But we had really a big day, because it was the homecoming episode. And I had to go from regular street Buffy to homecoming Buffy. Hey, hey, how long did it take you to get ready for prom? That's all I'm saying. I needed at least two, three hours.

Conan: There's night Buffy, then there's night, night Buffy.

Sarah: That's Sarah right now. Night, night Sarah.

Conan: Now there's wake-up Buffy. Yeah.

Sarah: So I went to the hospital on a lunch break. But I made sure to take my hair and my makeup artist to the hospital so that while I was in the waiting room, 'cause you know they make you wait for four hours, unless it's some serious injury.

Conan: Right.

Sarah: And I did my hair and my makeup change at the hospital by the set.

Conan: That doesn't make it look very urgent when you're having makeup and hair applied.

Sarah: What if there was a cute doctor in the E.R., though! I wanted to make sure I was ready.

Conan: You'd make his day. Let me tell you something right now. (Conan meows) now -

Sarah: Wow.

Conan: Coming out of it again. I blacked out. Second time. do they have a special room - I have no idea. Do they have a special room - imagine this is L.A. Do they have a special celebrity room?

Sarah: They do, you know. If you're in L.A. And your silicone breast is leaking, and you don't want people to see you, they hide you in the set. They do, though. When you go to hospital in L.A., They have these sort of rooms off to the side. Mind you, now that I'm telling the story, there's no hospital in L.A. That's ever gonna see me. I better hope I never get into an accident. But they take you to this sort of private room so you can wait by yourself.

Conan: But what if you get there and cher is at the hospital?

Sarah: She takes much more priority than me.

Conan: Right, yeah.

Andy: A celebrity triage.

Conan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Cher's fake butt just broke. We have to help her."

Andy: Her face came undone.

Conan: You think that butt's real?

Sarah: Do you have a fake butt?

Conan: I have a fake butt, yeah.

Sarah: You do?

Conan: Yeah, well, one cheek is fake. It was a boating accident. Let's not talk any more about it.

Sarah: What do they make fake butts out of, though?

Conan: You don't wanna know. The finest grade mahogany.

Sarah: You could use it to kill a vampire.

Conan: That's right. If I encounter a vampire, come he. Get back here! Where are you going? I'll get you. Your hosting - it sounds like a good show. You're hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. And it's you, great show with the Backstreet Boys.

Sarah: Yes, I'm very excited. It's a real honor just to do it in the first place, but to be asked back and to be asked back for the season finale. It such an amazing cast right no and the show, I think, is at a such a high point. The Backstreet Boys are great. I saw them this morning.

Sarah: Can: There are like 15 of them aren't there?

Sarah: There's an entourage.

Conan: No, I always see like 15 guys that -

Sarah: Five, right?

Conan: I don't.

Sarah: This is looking really bad for me. Thank you, thank you.

Conan: Yeah, yeah.

Sarah: There's five.

Conan: I'm glad I can't rattle them off. I think that would look bad. There's Kip, Chuck, Joe, Dee-Dee, L.L. White Guy. All right, well, we've had our fun. Check out that show. And it's a thrill having you back on the program.

Sarah: Thank you.

Conan: It's always nice talking to you and dream on. Sarah Michelle Gellar everybody.

Trancript de www.simplysmg.com.