> référence : "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" du 24 mai 2000 (USA)

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Conan: You look fantastic!

Sarah: Thank you, thank you, thank and thank you! (Points to the audience) That sign's like... What does that say? I can't read it.

Conan: Oh, it's not important any more. Oh... okay, he wants to meet you. Big surprise. (Laughs) Eh, you look, you really do look great. I love those pants!

Sarah: Thank you.

Conan: What are those? Those are... what animal?

Sarah: Em, they're... no animals were harmed in the making of these fake pants, I just want that out there now.

Conan: A plastic animal was killed.

Sarah: They're plastic, it was a plastic animal... a Furby or, er, uh, whatever.

Conan: A Furby was killed for your pants?

Sarah: A Furby was killed in my...

Conan: Eh, not IN your pants, yeah, okay?

Sarah: In the making of my pants.

Conan: I was just trying to straighten it out, so there's no confusion here.

Sarah: Thank you, thank you.

Conan: You're, uh, it's, it's great... we were glad that we heard you were in New York City - you could do our show. Are you having a good time here in...

Sarah: I have been having a good time. I always say it's great to be, uh, mistaken for a celebrity in New York.

Conan: What happened?

Sarah: I, uh, so I went to a party the other night and I was trying to leave and I was a little crazy and I saw someone much more famous than me leaving and I thought "Oh, I'm just going to duck behind them and no one will see that I'm leaving" and, em...

Conan: Glad I could help!

Sarah: Thank you, I appreciate it! It was kind and, and...

Conan: How can you get, okay, I'm sorry... So you duck behind someone to avoid, like, the press and the mob and...

Sarah: Right, and the people that are outside. So, I run to this car and I look and it's just not my car and I'm about to get out and I realise I can't get out in the middle of the street. He's like "It's okay, I know who you are. I'll take you wherever you want to go" and I'm thinking that's so nice, you know? "Great, I'll, I'll... just drop me off, like, a couple of blocks from here and I'll get my car". And this guy is just going on, he's so nice!
"It's so great to have you in my car. My girlfriend's going to freak out. I can't even tell you're in my car. This is so huge!" And I just, I'm thinking "Wow", you know, "This guy's a fan!" And, uh, he said "Now, what, what's your name again?" And before I could say "Sarah...", he goes "Christina Aguilera!" (Laughs) And I'm, like "Yeah, yeah..." "Your new music. Your new video. Your..." I'm going "Thank you, thank you..." and I'm trying to, like, keep up with this conversation now.

Conan: What if you were just saying you, kind of, were... 'cause...

Sarah: I wasn't going to tell him, he probably would have kicked me out the...

Conan: Right. You should have done is said that "I'm Christina Aguilera and could I borrow five hundred dollars?" 'Cause then he'd follow her around for ever. You went to, you're a, you're a sports fan, you know. Did I see you on the tv on the nicks game the other night?

Sarah: I went to appear for my Nick, we're going to win tomorrow! Come on, somebody help me out. Thank you. Some, somebody have faith. Ya, I did, you know.

Conan: These guys will cheer pretty much anything you said at this point.

Sarah: Thank you.

Conan: If you got, if you, ah... but I see you at the Knicks game. You're sitting, eh, you got pretty good seats there.

Sarah: I had some incredible seats. I had never sat courtside at Madison Square Garden before and to be there and to see the Knicks... and I got to take my picture with some of the Knicks.

Conan: Uh huh.

Sarah: It was the, I think it was about the high... I couldn't breathe, I literally could not breathe, I was so starstruck.

Conan: These guys, I mean, which ones did you get...

Sarah: Small guys. Very small. They make you look small.

Conan: Yeah, yeah, they do, they make... I mean, I'm six four but in the NBA I'd be a speedy little guy, you know?

Sarah: I was, Alan... it was, eh, Patrick Ewing looked at me and goes "Damn, you're short!" He said that to me.

Conan: Well, in fairness, he says that to everybody probably. I think he's over seven feet tall.

Sarah: He's seven one, he's seven one.

Conan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just walks around saying that all the time.

Sarah: Are you trying to belittle my meeting with Ewing? Is that what you're trying to do here?

Conan: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to belittle Patrick Ewing. Good idea, yeah. No, I wouldn't do that. Was, was it cool? Did you have a good time? Did you enjoy the game?

Sarah: I, I, I just... I had the best time and we won. I got, I got a sweaty towel!

Conan: Eugh!

Sarah: That's a good thing.

Conan: Why, why, why is that...

Sarah: Thank you. (To audience)

Conan: Why is that a good thing, to get a sweaty towel?

Sarah: Used by the Knicks!

Conan: I, I don't care, that's digusting! (Laughs) I got one of the socks, (pretends to smell it) mmmmm mmmmm.

Sarah: Okay, remind me, remind me to cancel that gift I brought you from the game.

Conan: (Laughs) Oh, you brought me one? Oh, okay...

Sarah: I was going to but it's fine if you don't want it.

Conan: We had, no, no... I want the sweaty towel.

Sarah: No, it's fine if you don't have to take it...

Conan: Okay, good. I don't want it. We had a friend of yours here, uh, the other day...

Sarah: You did, I saw the show.

Conan: We had David Boreanaz on the show, who, of course, played Angel and now he's doing his own thing.

Sarah: I was, I was concerned about sitting in this chair. I thought there was, like, itching powder in the chair.

Conan: Why's that?

Sarah: Did you see him?

Conan: Yes, we did, kind of, notice this.

Sarah: Okay, I'm going to say this really politely but since there is no demure way to... he just kept picking his butt on the show, the whole time. And I'm sitting in my hotel room, I have total jet lag, I have just flown in and I, like, got home and, like, perfect timing! And I watch it, I'm thinking "What is he doing?"

Conan: You know what... actually, this is not made up or anything. He was doing an interview, seems like a perfectly nice guy and he kept... We actually have a still of the interview - he kept working away! Something was wrong with him. Now, there was, speaking of him... I guess I remember this, it was, like, a year or so ago or two years ago, I can't remember how long ago it was... When he was on, uh, Buffy and you guys had this sex scene and everybody raised this big fuss 'cause they said it was an unprotected sex scene between Buffy and Angel and it seemed, kind of... Did it seem, kind of, silly to you or...

Sarah: He's a two hundred and forty year old vampire! The guy shoots blanks, okay? And that is all I have to say about that. We're not a public service announcement, we're a television show, okay?

AR: A vampire.

Conan: Yeah, a vampire.

Sarah: Thank you. I think they missed the whole point, that whole thing where the next morning, he went evil and tried to kill all my friends. Because, you know, they missed that whole bit of it.

Conan: Oh, they don't care about that. As long as that sex was protected.

Sarah: Don't forget the condom.

Conan: As long as he was a responsible vampire. Uh, you, you had... I understand and I'm hurt that I wasn't invited but that's okay... that you had a party last night in your hotel room.

Sarah: I did. I had a little pyjama, say goodbye to your favourite high school, watch the Nick game and don't insult James Van Der Beek by having Dawson on in the third room, party.

Conan: Oh, okay.

Sarah: Well, no... we had a party to, like, watch the season finale of 90210 and then the Nick game in the other room. But, then, I felt badly 'cause we had every show on but James' show and you saw him, kind of, wandering around the room. "No, no, it's on in THAT room", ran in real fast and turned it on.

Conan: You want to watch yourself? Go in there, buddy.

Sarah: Yes, he didn't go, he didn't go... watched the Nick game.

Conan: So how was the 90210 finale, I did, I did not see it myself.

Sarah: That was an exciting Nick game.

Everybody laughs and cheers.

Conan: Wow! Oh man, you're in trouble now. When that cast comes after you, "We'll get you."

Sarah: No. In, in defence, I don't really watch the show. I haven't watched it for years, so I was, kind of, lost watching it.

Conan: For years.

Sarah: Well, it's been on ten years, I guess...

Conan: I know! And they're still in high school, no, actually, they went to college.

Sarah: Do you know that, I think I was in eighth grade when the show started, I mean, so, I watched it then. I was...

Conan: It was, I actually saw a little bit of it and we've commented on this, I mean a lot of people talked about this but they really are, people make jokes about it, but I was watching and they really are... some of them are, like, they're, they're in their early fifties some of them.

Sarah: Nat. Nat.

Conan: And they're still, like, "Yay!"

Sarah: And I had to watch my Nick game, so I was running back and forth with my... so I could check on both but it was fun.

Conan: It was a good time?

Sarah: Except for the hotel, I, I asked to get some plates...

Conan: Are we putting you up at this hotel? Is Late Night putting you up there?

Sarah: No, no, no...

Conan: 'Cause we're pretty cheap. We usually have people at the Ramada.

Sarah: No, no, no, no, no, no, no... This is a really, really nice hotel.

AR: Wait. She had three tv's, we're not putting her up.

Conan: Yeah, yeah... Good point.

Sarah: Wait. No, no, listen... you tell me if you think this is fair. So, I'm having all these people over and so we're going... This is New York City, I'm ordering some pizzas, so I call downstairs to the big button that says Room Service on the menu and say "Hey, you know, we're having some people over, can I have some plates and some forks?" Okay? This is what I asked for - some forks and some knives - fifteen dollars! Without the tip!

Conan: Wait a minute. I don't, I don't understand - fifteen dollars to just rent plates?

Sarah: Right, but listen to this...

Conan: What's the name of this hotel? Let's thrash them on the air.

Sarah: And then everyone can come visit me at the hotel that I'm staying at. Wait, and then...

Conan: Well, just whisper the hotel in my ear, just whisper it - don't worry... just whisper, I promise...

Sarah: Wait, and the, and then when I called downstairs to... when I called downstairs to complain... when I called downstairs to complain, they said "Well, you know, we charge fifty cents for every piece." I'm like, "You brought me five plates and five napkins, I mean, five forks. How do you charge fifty cents and then are charging me fifteen dollars?" It's not nice.

Conan: It's New York. That's the problem, just with New York in general - and Manhattan.

Sarah: Yeah.

Conan: It's the only place in the world where you can get, like, a pad of butter, like with your meal, it actually shows up on the check, you know?

Sarah: Needless to say, I made my friends use their hands. That's the end of the story.

Conan: That's right. Yeah. That's good.

AR: You should have just used the bed linen. That would have told them.

Everybody laughs.

Conan: No! Why, that's not responsible, Andy.

AR: No forks? Use the remote.

Conan: Yeah, right - "stab". Come on, just, you'll say the name of the... I'll find out the name of the hotel and we'll reveal it on air and I'll be sued. Um, the Buffy season finale - which will be a lot better than that 90210 finale, trust me - airs next Tuesday.

Sarah: You might clap louder now.

Conan: Next Tuesday at 8 on the WB. Thanks so much for being here. Sarah Michelle Gellar!

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